Tuesday, October 12, 2004

 

Housekeeping 101

As you all know, I have 3 children, a dh who is thousands of miles away and I need a break. see previous post about nanny. Anyway, I have found an idea that may be of help to me and all other stressed out tired women/moms/wives. here it is:

10 RULES FOR HOUSEKEEPING THAT KEEP YOU SANE!

1)I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

2) I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest
will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

3)I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

4) I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

5) I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous.

6)I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

7) I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find them again.

8) I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

9) I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when
they say "Permanent Press".

10)I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!





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